& So it begins.

Hello. We just joined our brains together to create this blogosphere work of art. Try not to be too jealous, we know we're the hottest bloggers out there. (see above picture).

Right, well. We should probably tell you about how we came to be here. We'll do this in list order so as not to confuse you.

#1. We think we are hilarious. (even though people tell us we aren't.)
#2. We have mile-long text convos.
#3. We sometimes brainstorm blog names. Most are inappropriate.
#4. We need something to spice up our college lives.
#5. We think we are hilarious.

Understand?

Now we will introduce each other. I type this as Anna sings "Let me introduce you to my party people, in the club...hmm hmm"

She's busy singing, I'll introduce her first.

Anna is half Japanese. Let's just get that out there. Asian jokes are not funny and are overused on her, so please refrain. She'll just look at you like you are a pitiful person eating a bag of broccoli. Because that is pitiful.
Anna enjoys sushi, but that was not an Asian joke. She has enjoyed it since birth, unlike you hipsters that say you like sushi when all you eat is California rolls.
Anna is not frightened of boys, but she has high standards of men. She wants the USA Swim Team, those type of "standards" if ya catch me driftwood. (Anna edit: FALSE. beauty is in the heart, right?)
She likes anime...haha FALSE.
She cries over everything from One Direction pictures to puppies. (Anna edit: FALSE she does not cry about 1D but puppies and movies.... yes. Especially that poor dog rescue commercial, you know the one.)
 She has a fragile heart, so no hating comments please. She'll be in bed for days. She does like bed, though, because that is where she watches her Netflix TV shows...was that TMI? She watches them in her pjs....ok, TMI.

That's all you need to know about her for now.
She's still singing, you should know that.

Ah. My turn. Let me introduce you to Lauren.
I'm a little bit nervous, because she is the blogger aficionado and this is my blogging debut.
She is commonly known as Boss. For a few reasons, namely
A) she is bossy
B) she was the President of the Dance Company for our senior year. (where she was bossy too so we all called her boss)
C) She likes to be in charge (and she is bossy)
(Lauren edit: TRUE. BUT it is just because I like to get things done, my way. hahaha.)
jk. I feel that I am not really introducing you to her but more dissing on her? hmm. She'll forgive me.
(Lauren edit: no I won't.)
In her heart she is hispanic. She often goes into Spanish mode, she says it's practice for her Spanish class but really no. It is just in her blood. FALSE She yearns for some Latin spice in her life because she is all white.
I don't really know anything about her. I don't know why she thinks we're best friends.
but, I do know that she won't eat anything raw, don't try and feed it to her. We have a mutual interest in eating but we also have a mutual hate for cooking. First world probs man. She also likes sweat pants and the Vampire Diaries but she finished all the available seasons in like a WEEK, so she will have to find something else to do with her time.
AAAANNND. She's right handed.


Right well. This is Lauren again. The point of this blog is to post about our wild times (it get's better than asian jokes and netflix, promise). Also, as you can see, we'll keep each other honest. We're not "DIY Perfect Hair/MakeUp/Body people", and we won't give false illusions that we have perfect lives.

Because we do. and you wouldn't believe it anyways.

Love,
Lauren and Anna


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